I got an e-mail on match recently from some guy an acquaintance of mine used to... date? When she first started seeing him I lurked on her facebook page because I was curious about what he looked like. So I know who he is but he doesn't know me. Which is how I recognized him when I got the message.
Anyhoo, he sends me an e-mail complimenting my smile or something. I responded with a polite 'Thank you'. He then says to me, he says “Are you looking to meet someone?” No. I’m on match because I’m looking to avoid as much human interaction as possible. What a dumb question. But regardless, I respond with "You used to see someone I know fairly well so I’m filing that under 'Dealbreaker' but good luck to you." He responds with a "Sorry about that. Good luck to you too."
Fine. So after this, I hopped back on my friend’s fb page to see if she's still friends with him. She is and his profile is wiiiide open. Let the lurking resume. Turns out this guy totally has a girlfriend. His relationship status is “In a Relationship” and they post mushy shet to each other all the time and as recently as that day. What an asshole! I went back to his match profile just to see if he was looking for an ‘intimate encounter’ or some crap like that and it says that he’s looking for a relationship. What a shady mother fucker.
To quote Kanye: “Let’s have for toast to the douchebags, let’s have a toast for the assholes, let’s have a toast for the scumbags, every one of them that I (or my friends) know.”
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