Guys like to take pictures of themselves in bed. I guess they're trying to give us lucky ladies a sneak peek at what we could be waking up to after 5 raspberry long islands and 7 shots of Wild Turkey. Anyway, this is my partially plagiarized bedtime story for them.
Goodnight goon
Goodnight goon
Goodnight guy sleeping outside under the moon
Goodnight puka shell necklace and goodnight kitten
Goodnight to this gent with whom you'll be smitten (But probably not)
Goodnight pillow and goodnight frosted tips
Goodnight trophy from 2006
Goodnight fleas that live in pet hair
Goodnight creepers everywhere
"I am bored with normal women, I am ready
for an evil psycho to use me and ruin my life. It just sounds like fun to me to
be made to do evil things to make you happy and to support you in every way.
Use me for my money, and if I dont earn enough money, make me rob banks for
you, and if that isnt
enough, make me do whatever you want because quite frankly, this world while
beautiful and awesome, its just to the point where I am bored with it. I have
done everything I wanted to do, its time to do whatever it takes to make
someone else happy, but not lame boring happy, I want to do weird and evil
stuff to make you happy which would then make me happy. I am just tired of it
all and honestly, the right woman can use that to her advantage, I wish you
would, because this sucks!" - That Guy
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